The Read ...
I like to give new authors a try. This time I bombed out ... on a recent grocery story buy. Paid full price which stabbed a cheapskate's heart. Did read a couple pages before I bought the unknown author. The first chapter was nice, if slow. The concept of a runty, near-sighted goblin was appealing ... but the next three chapters bogged me down. On the second day of reading ... when I found myself rereading similar dialog on the part of the adventurers who captured the goblin, I gave up.
A lot of people, though, must have liked the book since it had a couple sequels. Maybe they were desperate for a new supernatural being? Or, is that paranormal now? Maybe someone will be happy to find it used.
Jumped into Christine Feehan's Dark Slayer, the umpteenth book in her Carpathian series. You have to admire any writer who can keep three different series front and center on the bookshelves. Must admit the middle ones didn't grab my interest much. You can only take so many hunky Carpathians forcing their attentions on their newly discovered "life mates". Granted the stakes are high. The nocturnal Carpathians turn into particularly nasty vampires when they don't find their one [and only] true love.
Then, Feehan put the villain she'd hinted at in previous books front and center. The books now have a cagey and powerful nemesis to defeat. Result. More exciting books. For example in the first chapter, tons of back story about Carpathians is incorporated into a fight with a powerful vampire. At the end of the chapter, the MC discovers the sprawled body of her life mate, "the curse of all Carpathian women", sprawled in the snow as the sun is close to rising, and she needs to seek her lair.
In the second chapter, she saves a child from a vampire trap but is confronted by a more powerful vampire, who just happens to be one of her brothers who thinks the MC is dead. By the end of the chapter, her problems are complicated when she is confronted by the Carpathians, whom she hates for good reason, who insist on healing her wounds, a offer she resists. The story is off and running. I'm a fourth way through, and the story line hasn't lagged yet.
The only problem. I'm busy. I barely got down to the TV to watch Castle last night.
A lot of people, though, must have liked the book since it had a couple sequels. Maybe they were desperate for a new supernatural being? Or, is that paranormal now? Maybe someone will be happy to find it used.
Jumped into Christine Feehan's Dark Slayer, the umpteenth book in her Carpathian series. You have to admire any writer who can keep three different series front and center on the bookshelves. Must admit the middle ones didn't grab my interest much. You can only take so many hunky Carpathians forcing their attentions on their newly discovered "life mates". Granted the stakes are high. The nocturnal Carpathians turn into particularly nasty vampires when they don't find their one [and only] true love.
Then, Feehan put the villain she'd hinted at in previous books front and center. The books now have a cagey and powerful nemesis to defeat. Result. More exciting books. For example in the first chapter, tons of back story about Carpathians is incorporated into a fight with a powerful vampire. At the end of the chapter, the MC discovers the sprawled body of her life mate, "the curse of all Carpathian women", sprawled in the snow as the sun is close to rising, and she needs to seek her lair.
In the second chapter, she saves a child from a vampire trap but is confronted by a more powerful vampire, who just happens to be one of her brothers who thinks the MC is dead. By the end of the chapter, her problems are complicated when she is confronted by the Carpathians, whom she hates for good reason, who insist on healing her wounds, a offer she resists. The story is off and running. I'm a fourth way through, and the story line hasn't lagged yet.
The only problem. I'm busy. I barely got down to the TV to watch Castle last night.
Web and Other Stuff ...
Guess I hit Barnes and Noble wrong. Today, we had to pick up a book the old man ordered. Found the books books I bought on the display shelves ... on a Monday. So, the scenario, went to the store on Wednesday. They stock on Thursdays. I bought at the grocery store on Friday. Bottom line: they lost the revenue on four books.
I wouldn't have ordered them either. This writer business is keeping me too busy. Guess I could have gone to my used book sites to find them ... but, again, too time consuming.
Progress ...
Did get my short story up ...Stubborn Is As Half-Elven Does ... still with no artwork. The details are on my Half-Elven blog.
What I wasted my writing time on -- agent queries. All those listings for fantasy agents makes it seem like a large market. Then, you look at the websites, interviews, and blogs. You discover they don't really care much for the type of fantasy you're trying to flog. Then, you go to the AW Water Cooler and find some have a questionable reputation. Ugh. I've landed square in "query hell".
Trivia ...
The old man went to take a shower after the news last night ... and no hot water. The hot water heater died just when the dishwasher was full and waiting. The part has to be ordered, and we may get convenient hot water heater by tomorrow ... if they overnight the part. Until then, the stove's been drafted.
4 comments:
I'm guessing the book you picked up was Goblin Quest? It does have a bumpy start, but I found it a very fun read by the end. Jim Hines has a great tact for turning traditional fantasy tropes on their heads, and the rest of the series is a hoot. I'd also recommend his Princess series, where classical fairy tale ladies such as Snow White and Cinderella end up as action-oriented heroines with stories that reveal what happened after the "happily ever after."
Yeah ... it was "Goblin Quest". I'll give it another chance ... after I finish "Dark Slayer" and maybe the other one I fiddled with. The portrayal of Death, hooked me.
It certainly is frustrating when you feel you've found your niche, but then run into "they don't really care much for the type of fantasy you're trying to flog." I still, perhaps naively, believe there is an audience out there for nearly everyone. Hope you find an agent who can get you clicked in with yours. And it only makes it more frustrating when the search for that takes up valuable writing time. The never-ending Catch 22, I suppose. www.onewritersmind.blogspot.com
Bryce: Oh ... there's an audience. It's just that gushing bothers me.
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